Hello. This is a very odd blog... I'm sure you'll find something of interest to you. My name's Jasper, and I'm a weird kid. (62L 45R 1/26/2014)
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece
this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that
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Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
things ppl rly need to stop glorifying
- not going outside
- having social anxiety
- being socially awkard
- spending all of your time on the internet
- not talking to people
- disliking people
has morrissey stopped crying yet
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit