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Hello. This is a very odd blog... I'm sure you'll find something of interest to you. My name's Jasper, and I'm a weird kid. (62L 45R 1/26/2014)


oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

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im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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Life’s Hard by Lil B the BasedGod

Abigail by Fair to Midland

Un Jour En France by Noir Désir

Rich Girls by The Virgins

Envy by Chevelle

No Better Place by Fountains of Wayne

cannot pass up a playlist from jasper

Shut Up by Savages

This Time Around by The Radio Dept.

Even In Dreams by The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Pattern Skies by The Greenhornes

Had to Hear by Real Estate

After Hours by Caribou

New Map by M83

I Don’t Want To Go To Chelsea by Elvis Costello

Entertainment by Phoenix



when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

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Reblog if you’re thinking about sharkbears.

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Still to this day my favorite comic

Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.

In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.

She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.

About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.

Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.

A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.

For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.

Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.

Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.


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Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

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This is very important.

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when you try your best


but you dont succeed


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