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Hello. This is a very odd blog... I'm sure you'll find something of interest to you. My name's Jasper, and I'm a weird kid. (62L 45R 1/26/2014)


This is perfect.

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David Bowie: a singer who can act, an actor who can sing, or a bunch of birds in human clothing fooling us all? We may never know

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what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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"What’s false conciousness?" asked Ron curiously. I knew he would be more open to communist ideas because he was part of the proletariat, whereas Hermione was part of the bourgeois intelligentsia.

"False conciousness is when people think communism is bad, " I explained. "Since communism is good, it means they’re obviously insane."

"Harry, are you a communist?" asked Hermione in a quiet voice. I could tell she was scared, probably of losing her private property.

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shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE


bout to take the ride of my life

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10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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